The vampiric Plasmavore infiltrated a London hospital in order to feed on its blood banks and hide from the Judoon, intergalactic police! However, the Judoon used an H20 scoop to move the hospital to a neutral territory on the Moon. This meant that the Plasmavore had to start assimilating the blood of other patients in order to disguise herself from the Judoon’s scanners. However, the Tenth Doctor tricked the Plasmavore into drinking his blood, which meant that she registered as non-human on the Judoon’s scanners. The Judoon disintegrated the Plasmavore that they were hunting and returned the hospital to Earth. Back on Earth, medical student Martha Jones realises that her adventures with the Doctor are only just beginning!

Smith and Jones

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TX: 31/03/2007

Written by Russell T Davies   Directed by Charles Palmer

Having checked into a London hospital in order to do some undercover investigation, the Tenth Doctor meets his new companion, medical student Martha Jones. However, the meeting is promptly interrupted by the entire hospital, along with its staff and patients, being transported to the Moon. The rhinoceros-like Judoon, an intergalactic police force for hire, has moved the hospital to a place of neutral jurisdiction in their search for a blood-sucking criminal, a Plasmavore. The Doctor kisses Martha as a genetic transfer in order to distract the Judoon. I have passionately kissed some girls as soon as we have met at the start of a date! The Doctor allows the Plasmavore called Mrs Finnegan to drink his own blood so she registers as non-human on the Judoon’s scanners, allowing them to find and execute their wanted murderer. The Judoon return the hospital to Earth just before the air supply runs out. Back on Earth, Martha Jones discovers that her adventures with the Doctor have only just begun. There will never be a better Doctor than David Tennant! Who is the best Doctor and why is it David Tennant?

I wrote a Doctor Who short story that got published in an anthology. It was based on a scene in Smith and Jones where the Doctor name drops that he met Benjamin Franklin: