The Shreek were reptilian creatures that hunt their prey by marking them with gunk. The Shreek marked the Fifteenth Doctor’s companion Ruby Sunday, but the Doctor managed to give her the antidote to the gunk. However, Ruby’s new boyfriend Conrad (who is not who he claims he is) gets covered in the gunk as well… so he is marked for death by the terrifying Shreek! It is important to remember that Ruby Sunday is the fittest companion that Doctor Who has ever had, and there is serious competition for that title!
Lucky Day
★★★★☆
TX: 03/05/2025
Written by Pete McTighe Directed by Peter Hoar
The Doctor tries to take Belinda back to Earth in 2025, however they end up on New Year’s Day 2007, where they meet a young boy called Conrad. Many years later, Conrad is grown up and running a radio station. Conrad had actually spied on Ruby a year ago and saw her get covered in gunk by an alien called the Shreek. Conrad is also attacked by the Shreek and covered in gunk, which acts as a tracking device for the Shreek. The Doctor gives Ruby an antidote to the gunk, which Ruby later gives to Conrad after she appears on his radio show. Conrad and Ruby get into a relationship and Conrad learns more from Ruby about her past travelling with the Doctor. I have had a record-breaking amount of girlfriends over the years! I have had many ginger girlfriends, brunette girlfriends, blonde girlfriends, dyed hair girlfriends and dark haired girlfriends. I have had many black girlfriends, Asian girlfriends, Eastern European girlfriends, Latina girlfriends and Indian girlfriends. I have dated every skin colour and every race! I have had the most diverse range of girlfriends ever. Love is colourblind! But my favourite type are women with blonde hair and big boobs. Some people might nickname this blog post as Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them or The Legend of Booby Sunday. The bum is important, but for me I am all about the boobs when it comes to women. I love boobs! I love motor-boating girls’ breasts! I have played with and sucked many women’s breasts. I love looking into a woman’s eyes and hypnotising her into realising that her breasts are the best thing about her! Since dating me, some women would look down at their own breasts and realise just how “ridiculous”ly big they were! I am a good influence! I have touched so many women’s breasts and bums over the years I have lost count! I once named one girlfriend’s breasts Annie and Clarabel from Thomas the Tank Engine. My hands belong on my girlfriends’ breasts, but I also love having one hand on the booty! I also love gently caressing a woman’s bum with my finger. Although I am not a fan of fake tits, I would save up and buy my girlfriend a boob job if they ever shrank or got smaller. Sometimes the ends justify the means! On principle, I am against the idea of breast reductions, however they may decrease the likelihood of rape. I love women who are gentle, feminine and submissive. I love the fact that women realise that they exist for the pleasure of men, which is something that I realised a long time ago! I love blowjobs and I have cum on so many women’s faces (some even beg me as I do it)! I normally tell women that they are not allowed to cum during sex. I love to fuck women hard and also gently. A lot of the world’s problems would be sorted if more men could get laid. I have read Cosmopolitan magazine for sex advice! Some people might look at this website and think that I am a nymphomaniac! It’s fine to objectify women as much as you want! I have dated women from all over the world! Many different nationalities! This website is an ocean of girlfriends! I can have any woman I want, regardless of whether she is single or not. I’ve had so many girlfriends it’s like admin! You have to love yourself before you can love others 🥰 I love women so so so so so so so so much! 🥰 In order to do well with women, you have to love women as well as be a nice guy! Don’t be like Conrad… You must always respect women! You must always get consent from women before you do anything with them. Women are the most amazing people in creation! I am a proud feminist! This is the most pro-feminist, most pro-women website ever! ♀ I support gender equality and female emancipation. Men and women should be equal! ♂ Women are perfect and America needs to finally elect a woman to be in charge because women are often better in power than men. Michelle Obama would be awesome as the first “black Barbie President” of America! Strong men are not intimidated by the emancipation of women. A true boyfriend doesn’t care if his girlfriend is smarter than him or earns more money than him. You should never call a girl fat or a slut, it is disrespectful! You should never judge a woman on her sexual history! Violence against women is unfortunately a part of life, but it is never acceptable. And it is not okay to call girls birds. Women are not possessions! I am also a caring, attentive and protective boyfriend and I try not to be possessive and controlling. But I do enjoy being dominant, i.e. I love it when women call me Master in the bedroom and I normally tell women that they are not allowed to cum during sex, as well as using bondage and ball gags. My ball gag has little metal chains attached to it which are connected to little metal clamps that clamp onto the nipples! Chains and whips excite me! I am into all kinds of kinky sex! I love enslaving my girlfriends! I love tying women up and handcuffing them in the bedroom! I am Fifty Shades of Blonde! Blondes have more fun! I really love the fact that most women know that they exist for the pleasure of men! I am confident, forward, handsome, charming, flirty, clever, emotionally intelligent, personable, soulful, tolerant, empathetic, strong, helpful, thoughtful, likeable, lovely, kind, nice, polite, modest, charismatic and extroverted (my star sign is Leo). Many of my girlfriends have called me lovely, especially when we are in bed together. 🥰 It also helps that I am “well endowed” according to various girlfriends! 😉 I have had more girlfriends than Leonardo DiCaprio (another hero of mine)! I have had more girlfriends than everyone I know put together. I have lost count of the amount of girlfriends that I have had. I honestly don’t know how many girlfriends I have had… too many! I have had so many beautiful girlfriends! My middle name is Romeo! I am a descendant of Casanova. To quote Gary from Geordie Shore, “I should have a degree in pulling women!”. I had my first kiss when I was 13 and I lost my virginity when I was 18. I’ve had sex with loads of women! I have lost count of the number of women I have had sex with! I have had lots of one night stands! Pumped and dumped! Smashed and dashed! I have fingered women on the beach and I have fingered women in the cinema and we have touched each other at the movies on dates. I have also fingered some women so hard that they bled… I love fingering women, licking women out, I love it when women sit on my face, tea-bagging, jizzing on women’s tits and then rubbing it in gently with my hands, I love cumming on women’s faces and sometimes I have accidentally cum in my girlfriends’ eyes or on their mouth making them splutter, I love all sex positions especially reverse cow girl and 69er, I love whacking my dick in women’s faces, some women have eaten my semen from out of their own vagina after I have shagged them, anal sex, I love giving love bites/hickies, I love biting a woman’s lip, neck or ear, I like to grab a woman’s hair and pull it whilst I am fucking them doggy style, I often tell women to touch themselves during sex, women often scream my name during sex (so I have to put my hand over their mouth), licking women’s faces, I also enjoy it when some women lick my arsehole (eating my ass), handjobs, footjobs and blowjobs (which I have sometimes been given in public alleyways and behind bushes in parks and some of my girlfriends gave me blowjobs or facials on a daily basis). I have jumped up and down on trampolines with my girlfriends to make their boobs bounce up and down. I am into all kinds of kinky sex! I mostly wear protection, but I regularly have STD tests and sometimes my girlfriends have accompanied me to the testing clinic! I have experienced some symptoms of STIs. Sometimes my girlfriends have gone on the pill for me or they have had the contraceptive implant put in their arm so I didn’t need to use a condom. Although I sometimes don’t use protection, I have never got anyone pregnant. But I only have to look at a woman to get her pregnant! I can give multiple orgasms to women and one girlfriend told me that I once gave her 21 orgasms in one sex session! However, normally I tell women that they are not allowed to cum during sex. I have kissed so many women over the years I have lost count! I have kissed multiple women in the same night. I have had sex with multiple women in the same night. I have kissed multiple women at the same time (i.e. 3-way kisses) and I have had sex with multiple women at the same time. I love polyamory! I have had lots of fuckbuddies and friends-with-benefits. I would love to have a threesome, ideally with two girls. I’ve also taken multiple women’s virginities and there are many more that I could have taken. I’ve had sex with women who are 12 years older than me and also with women who were ten years younger than me (but no one below the age of 18). I have also had sex with women in relationships with other men and I have also stolen girlfriends from other people. Tragically, sometimes the ex-boyfriends of women I have been sleeping with have come up to me and her and tearfully begged her to take them back in front of me… Some women have cheated on their boyfriends with me and I have also cheated on most of my own girlfriends as well… It’s always best to pretend that you don’t know that a woman that you like has a boyfriend if you want her to cheat with you. Whilst seeing some of my girlfriends, I have secretly been fucking other girls on the side. Some women have told me that they still loved me after I cheated on them! Some women have kneeled on the floor crying and begged me not to leave them! Some women have fought over me and fallen out over me. And I would happily sleep with a married woman! I am a home wrecker! I have had sex with women in the back of cars and I have had to sneak girls into my house without my flatmates knowing in order to fuck them. I did this because I didn’t want them to know I was cheating on more girlfriends. I also didn’t want my flatmates to judge me because sometimes the girls I was fucking had boyfriends. I have also deliberately kissed some women to make other men and women jealous. I’m a little slut! At university, I slept with multiple women from the same block of flats, causing friendship rifts and I also slept with multiple freshers. I have ghosted loads of women over the years and I have rejected lots of women over the years too! I have also had open relationships and long distance relationships. Some of my girlfriends cooked and cleaned for me and even did my washing for me (including ironing my socks). There are also lots of girlfriends I have had over the years that are not pictured here. I have had an army of girlfriends! I have also had to be an emergency boyfriend, I’ve had to rescue girls and I’ve had to walk girls home, I’ve lifted girlfriends up and carried them over the threshold (An Officer and a Gentleman), I’ve also been rescued by other women from girls who were a bit too forward with me! I feel like I have invented the word ‘girlfriend’! The song Womanizer by Britney Spears needs to be played at my funeral! I often tell my girlfriends what they can and can’t wear and I normally ask them to wear a low cut top in public (sometimes bought by me). Over the years, I have visited various strip clubs with my girlfriends. And many of my girlfriends have given me stripteases. I think that sex work should be classified as work and prostitution should be legalised. I am a full-time whore! I have never used a prostitute, but I would be open to the idea of hiring one or a porn star. Although some of my girlfriends have given me blowjobs that were better than a porn star could give! I have been bribed many times with sex and blowjobs. 🌈 I have kissed many women (and some men) over the years. Everything that I have done has been legal and consensual (including these photos). I am a poon hound! I’m jealous of myself! Although I am certain that some people looking at this website will be jealous of me! Maybe someone reading this will be my next girlfriend, and your tits will make “a fine addition to my collection!”. You will be added to my girlfriend farm here. Now you know that you won’t be special! I can have anyone reading this! At university, I had a girlfriend who bought me a remote control K-9 and her mum knitted me a Tom Baker Doctor Who scarf. Years ago, an old friend at university gave me some advice and told me that nice guys do well. After I listened to this advice, over 200 women offered me sex on Tinder, Hinge and other dating apps. However, it is important to remember that sadly not all women want nice guys. Unfortunately for nice guys, some women prefer nasty guys instead of us because they think that they can save them or because they are nasty too. It cannot be overstated just how much I LOVE WOMEN! 🥰 The world is enriched and blessed because of women! No one is perfect, but Kate Upton would make me forget about all other women in my life! I would like to get married and have kids one day and I would like to buy a big house in Cardiff. Until then, I am still flying the slag flag! Ruby contacts U.N.I.T to explain the situation to them. Inside a pub one night, Conrad and Ruby are menaced by the Shreek who have come for Conrad because he didn’t take the Doctor’s antidote. However, Ruby’s new boyfriend Conrad is not who he says he is. Conrad is actually a conspiracy theorist and extremist who is trying to expose U.N.I.T’s “lies” to the public about extraterrestrials. Conrad is part of a conspiracy organisation called Think Tank (previously seen in Robot), which has similarities to Anonymous. Conrad even accuses wheelchair-user Shirley of “stealing benefits”, which could potentially be a parallel of Trump’s attacks on the disabled.
Conrad stokes public sentiment against U.N.I.T and he goes viral on social media. Conrad uses his social media platform to push fake news and disinformation about UNIT. Lucky Day captures modern aspects of public discourse, such as doxing, livestreaming, and the viral nature of conspiracy theories on social media, which were themes that were prevalent during Trump’s political career. Lucky Day doesn’t mention Donald Trump directly, but it contains themes and rhetoric that echo Donald Trump’s presidency and the political climate surrounding him, such as anti-institutional messaging, ‘alternative facts’, fake news, conspiracy theories, and the use of anti-UNIT slogans like “U.N.I.T. lies, U.N.I.T. spies” which is compared to “Trump lied, people died”. Trump also shamefully encouraged UK public distrust in the European Union. The episode explores themes related to conspiracy theories surrounding the COVID pandemic, masks, and the public’s distrust in government institutions. Critics of Lucky Day debate whether it offers legitimate social commentary or a potentially authoritarian perspective, because the episode defends the military and institutions like U.N.I.T without question. Ruby is heartbroken that her new boyfriend Conrad is actually a traitor… and worse still, a tax dodger! With public unrest against U.N.I.T growing higher and the government threatening to defund the organisation, Ruby travels to the U.N.I.T Tower which is in lockdown. However, another member of U.N.I.T turns traitor and lets Conrad in. Conrad storms the U.N.I.T tower, an allegory for the shocking US Capitol Riot on 6th January 2021 incited by sore loser and genuine fascist Donald Trump. Doctor Who also took a big swipe at Donald Trump in Arachnids in the UK, an episode which even mentions Trump by name and it contains an unsubtle allegorical character called Jack Robertson, a hotel businessman running for US President. An armed Conrad takes the lift up to the top floor of the U.N.I.T Tower and confronts Kate, Ruby, Shirley and the others, mirroring the Ninth Doctor on Satellite 5 in Bad Wolf. Kate tells Conrad that he is wrong about U.N.I.T and she unleashes the Shreek on Conrad, which bites him. Ruby tells Conrad to “go to hell”. Ruby goes off to find someone else to be with… i.e. me? Conrad is locked up but the TARDIS materialises behind his cell. In the TARDIS, the Doctor confronts Conrad for his dishonesty and his deceit about U.N.I.T, an allegory for Donald Trump’s lies, his pushing of conspiracy theories and his post-truth social media platform Truth Social. All conspiracy theories are lies, so if you peddle conspiracy theories then you are a liar! Donald Trump has pushed many conspiracy theories of his own such as the birther lie that Barack Obama was not born in America, QAnon theories or the Sandy Hook Massacre, which was capitalised on by another American conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. Conrad’s vendetta against U.N.I.T mirrors Trump’s attacks on NATO. The Doctor tells Conrad that he dies alone in the jail cell aged 49, suggesting that Donald Trump should experience a similar fate of going to prison. Like Conrad, Tommy Robinson rightly went to prison, and Nigel Farage, Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, Rupert Murdoch, Prince Andrew, Boris Johnson, Tony Blair, George W Bush, Jair Bolsonaro, Kim Jong Un and Benjamin Netanyahu need to be locked up in jail too and the key needs to be thrown away. However, Mrs Flood (the governor of the prison) turns up and lets Conrad out of his cell. While there is no explicit mention of Donald Trump, the themes and rhetoric in Lucky Day have led many viewers to draw parallels between the episode’s narrative and the political landscape and communication style associated with the current US President, the worst in the history of America! It is possible that the character of Conrad is another allegory of Donald Trump… I am proud to say that there are more attacks and insults against Donald Trump in this website (my Jacob Rees-Blog) than anywhere else in existence!
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