In the United States of America, all of the illegal aliens are incarcerated in Area 51. This is a classified, secret part of the country that not even the US President knows about. However, the Doctor has visited Area 51 in the animated Doctor Who adventure Dreamland. Fuck America!

Dreamland

★★☆☆☆

TX: 05/12/2009

Written by Phil Ford    Directed by Gary Russell

The Tenth Doctor arrives in Area 51 in 1957, where he meets Cassie Rice and Jimmy Stalkingwolf. The trio are inside a diner when they are attacked by mysterious Men in Black, from the Alliance of Shades. The Men in Black are searching for the ionic fusion bar, which is the key to powering a spaceship kept in Area 51 by the US Army. The Viperox are an insectoid, war-like race from a distant planet that have come to Earth in pursuit of Rivesh Mantilax and his wife Saruba Velak, two sole survivors of a race the parasitic Viperox wiped out. The Doctor confronts Lord Azlok, the leader of the Viperox. However, Lord Azlok has struck a deal with Colonel Stark that the Viperox will assist him in destroying the Soviet Union. The Doctor, Cassie and Jimmy help Rivesh Mantilax and his wife escape back to their ship. Decades later, nanobots are used by a scientist to reconstruct Rivesh Mantilax’s ship (which is also powered by an ionic fusion bar) in The Sarah Jane Adventures: Prisoner of the Judoon. The Men in Black were never decommissioned and they remained active up to the 21st Century, when Mr Dread saved the Earth in The Sarah Jane Adventures: The Vault of Secrets. A woman called Ocean Waters founded a group dedicated to investigating aliens (with the unfortunate acronym B.U.R.P.S.S) after she had an encounter with Mr Dread in the 1970s. Area 51 does exist but aliens do not exist in real life! All we have seen are hoaxes. All firearms in the USA should be banned and an amnesty should be held on all guns in the United States. The Second Amendment to the US Constitution should be abolished because it is an anachronism as it was drafted during the American Civil War. Native American rights should be protected! I have had (Republican and Democrat) American girlfriends. The GOP is no longer the party of Ronald Reagan, the US Republican Party is now unfortunately the party of Donald Trump… It’s best not to be friends with Americans and I have no desire to return to America. It’s a shame that I hate America so much because many of my favourite TV shows, movies and songs are American. America cannot waltz right in and impose regime change whenever it feels like it (i.e. Iraq and Venezuela).