The Doctor has encountered many strange foes during his travels through time and space. But perhaps oddest of all were the aliens and creatures he fought that had no faces. Faceless enemies of the Doctor have proven to be some of the most scary and the most formidable foes in the history of Doctor Who.
The Faceless Ones
★★☆☆☆
TX: 08/04/1967 – 13/05/1967
Written by David Ellis and Malcolm Hulke Directed by Gerry Mill
The TARDIS accidentally lands on the runway at Gatwick Airport, where the Doctor, Jamie, Ben and Polly are forced to scatter. Polly witnesses a murder before she herself is kidnapped and her memories are altered. The Doctor and Jamie meet Samantha Briggs, a young woman from Liverpool who is searching for her brother who went on Chameleon Tours and never returned. Ben discovers that Chameleon Tours is really a front for the mass kidnapping of young people by a race of aliens called the Chameleons. The Chameleons have been replacing humans with members of their own kind, whilst the real humans are sent up to a gigantic spaceship via airplanes that are capable of clearing the Earth’s atmosphere. The Doctor and Jamie travel up to the Chameleon’s spaceship and negotiate a peaceful exchange of the Chameleons on Earth for the kidnapped young humans onboard. Back at Gatwick Airport, Ben and Polly have decided to stay on Earth and so they make their goodbyes to the Doctor and Jamie.
The Idiot’s Lantern
★★★☆☆
TX: 27/05/2006
Written by Mark Gatiss Directed by Euros Lyn
The Tenth Doctor and Rose arrive in London, 1953 to watch the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II. However, something sinister is afoot in Magpie’s Electricals, the shop that is selling many televisions on the cheap to the local population. The owner Mr Magpie is under the influence of a creature called the Wire, an electrical organism that feeds off of the electrical activity of the brain by consuming the faces of its victims. This has left many unfortunate humans faceless (including Rose!) and then brushed under the carpet by the Metropolitan Police who need to maintain the country’s image during the Coronation. I loved the Queen and I really miss her. Tommy Connolly discovers that his bullying father Eddie has informed on Tommy’s own grandmother and other faceless neighbours in their street. I was bullied all the way through school and university. The Doctor, Tommy and Detective Inspector Bishop of the Metropolitan Police trace the clues back to Magpie’s Electricals where the Wire reveals herself and her plan to the Doctor. The Wire attacks the Doctor and his friends, but the Doctor produces his sonic screwdriver which frightens the Wire into withdrawing. Mr Magpie takes the Wire inside a portable television to Alexandra Palace. The Wire intends to transmit itself across the world, consuming the faces of everyone watching the Coronation on television. The Doctor and Tommy use a device to capture the Wire on a VHS tape and the Doctor climbs the building antenna to halt the Wire’s transmission, during which Mr Magpie is killed. Having saved the day, the Doctor is reunited with Rose, who has had her face restored along with the other victims of the Wire. The Doctor tells Rose that he will tape over the videotape containing the Wire. Rose urges Tommy to accompany his father Eddie and help to make him into a better person. The Idiot’s Lantern was a nickname for television back in the 1950s. Magpie’s Electricals has continued to make numerous cameo appearances throughout the Doctor Who universe. By the way, I love jizzing on women’s faces and I enjoy it when they beg me to do it! I normally aim my cock at the centre of a woman’s face, between her eyes and just above her nose, to maximise the surface area where the cum goes, to make sure that it covers as much of her face as possible (although sometimes it goes in her eyes by accident)! I used to cum on some of my girlfriends’ faces every morning when we woke up together. I also enjoying licking women’s faces in bed. And I love it when women sit on my face.
Chris Olsen's TARDIS 